alittlewarlordcalleddusktimber:

parkingstrange:

shaky:

wafflehouse-official:

shaky, if this gets 500k notes will you marry me?

yes

I will get you that marriage if it’s the last thing I do friend

I shall be on my way to that wedding once I see those notes

(via greed)

simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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(Source: wifiey, via sighmitch)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via seediest)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via czech-the-fridge)

surprisebitch:

i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

(Source: surprisebitch, via squidyword)

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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(via greed)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via ugly)

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

(Source: stability, via seediest)

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(via surprisebitch)